“I’ll try anything once, besides gay sex.”

July 16th, 2008

“I’ll try anything once, besides gay sex.”

- Gil the bus driver

“what is this like a communist government or something?”

July 15th, 2008

“what is this like a communist government or something?”

- the worlds dumbest cunt upon being told she can’t go backstage

“there is a girl on our bus who washed her vagina with a dirtier vagina.”

July 14th, 2008

“there is a girl on our bus who washed her vagina with a dirtier vagina.”

- CB Radio

My New Favorite Band: Oreskaband

July 9th, 2008

 

My New Favorite Band: Oreskaband

My New Favorite Band: Oreskaband

In case of emergency use laser vision to cause destruction

July 7th, 2008

 

In case of emergency use laser vision to cause destruction

In case of emergency use laser vision to cause destruction

Glow-in-the-dark light-up spiny phallic thing

July 6th, 2008

 

Glow-in-the-dark light-up spiny phallic thing

Glow-in-the-dark light-up spiny phallic thing

Some of my toys

July 6th, 2008

 

Some of my toys

Some of my toys

“Act up and you won’t get any MacDonalds”

July 6th, 2008

“Act up and you won’t get any MacDonalds”

- some white bitch

California to Legalize Weed for Everyone

July 3rd, 2008

California to Legalize Weed for Everyone: Is California seriously the only state we have in the union filled with forward-thinking people?

These were almost my exact sentiments about George Carlin dying….

July 2nd, 2008

These were almost my exact sentiments about George Carlin dying. I simply could not believe my eyes when I read the news. I thought it was some kind of joke. I immediately thought of Bill Cosby, who is just a year behind George Carlin in age, yet Bill can hardly put his words together properly anymore. George Carlin was just as sharp and energetic as he was 30 years ago. It truly saddened me.